Some people choose to start their blogging careers with an insightful essay. Not me. Intellectual discussions have no place on the Internet. In fact I will do the polar-opposite. Behold the Captchas I entered as I coaxed Google towards what eventually became this blog.

• Boockstsa
• Strateram
• Tistnation
• Freductic
• Kheedgenz

And my personal favourite

• Upusses

I think you can agree that they are an unusually good crop.